Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Inside (What I have to say to Oprah)

If you've been hanging out here long enough (and if you have you might have been wondering where the hell I've been - another story for another day), you know I love me some Oprah. Around this house, my husband calls her the "Pope-rah", and that nickname has a point. For a lot of people, particularly a lot of women, Oprah Winfrey is a kind of spiritual mother of sorts. She is a role model to many and a powerful human being. What she says and does carries a lot of weight. That's one of the reasons I was disheartened to hear that she'd invested in Weight Watchers to a significant degree.

Over the years, Weight Watchers has been going into the toilet, and if you know me or read this blog at all, you know I think that's pretty much where it belongs. But as I said before, Oprah's name carries a lot of weight (no pun intended), and when she bought into Weight Watchers, the stock began going up. I wasn't a fan of that, but hey, this is America, and Oprah can spend her insane amount of money any way she chooses. You go, girl.

Then, Facebook kept bombarding me with the video of Oprah's Weight Watchers commercial. Thankfully, I've been able to scroll right on past it and never listen to it. I honestly didn't want to hear it. If Oprah wants to join WW, that's her decision. I'm not going to condemn her for it, because her body is her own and she (and anyone else) has as much right to diet as I do to not diet. I just chose not to hear it. That is, until I ran across a blog post today that pissed me right the fuck off. Not because the post itself was a problem... I happen to agree with it 100% and it inspired me to write this one. No, because it quoted the opening line of the commercial I have been trying so hard to avoid:

"Inside every overweight woman is a woman she knows she can be." 

This is a common idea for a lot of people, that there is someone inside all overweight people. Usually, the thought is that there is a skinnier person trying to get out, like this crap:

I have a real problem with statements and images like that, especially coming from someone I admire like Oprah. First of all, as the author I linked to suggested, being an overweight woman (or a person of any particular group), does not qualify you to speak on behalf of the entire group. Even if you are "The Pope-rah", you don't get to speak on behalf of the tribe. That's number one. Number two, her statement seems to suggest (or rather, it flat-out says) that I am not the person I could be because of my size, and that's garbage. It's absurd, and it continues to perpetuate the ideas and prejudices that make some people feel like they are, indeed, less than, even though they are whole, worthy people just as they are. I never thought someone like Oprah would participate in that kind of rhetoric.

Thinking about her statement and how it made me feel allowed me to think about when I was less than the woman I could be. For me, that time was when I was active in my eating disorder. Weight Watchers, for me, was part of that time, as were other diet programs. What many people fail to realize is that each "point" you're given on WW corresponds to a number of calories. I didn't know that while I was on the diet, but I found out later that I had been allowed to eat about 1400-1500 calories per day. It was no wonder that I found myself bingeing in order to compensate, and why eventually, the diet "stopped working". I felt like a failure when in fact, my body was doing what it was supposed to do - stopping me from starving.

I was not the person I could be because I wasn't taking care of myself or my body. I was gaining and losing weight at such rapid and significant rates that I was harming my organs, my liver in particular. I was beating myself up internally for my "failures". I hated how I looked. I lived and died by the scale in my bathroom. Food was my enemy and my eating disorder was my prison. I wasted so much time and energy and money starving myself and hurting myself and treating myself like shit because I bought into the big message that I wasn't good enough because I wasn't thin.

I know who I am now. I am beautiful. I am smart. I am in recovery. I am strong. I am the kind of woman who takes no bullshit, not just from Oprah, but from anyone who tries to hold me back or write me off because of what I look like. I stand up for myself. I have a voice and I express myself. I make myself heard. I am the woman I always knew I could be, and it doesn't have a damn thing to do with the size of my jeans or a number on a scale.

And one day, I hope Oprah feels that way, too.

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Getting "there"

Today I went to the doctor.  Of course, the first thing a person is asked to do at the doctor's (unless there is some magical doctor I haven't been to yet- if so, call me) is get on the scale. The scale in question was one of those manual ones where there are fifty pound intervals that you set in order to determine the person's weight.

Now, usually, these nurses try to be "nice". They'll put the scale on a lower interval than I am sure we all know I need and move the thing around to try to get the scale to balance. And honey, when you put it on 150 lbs, that shit is not balancing. EVER. Jesus will be back before it does. So let's not play games. 

Lately, I've taken to moving the thing myself. I know what I weigh, so we can move this process along. Today, I said to the nurse, "Let me help you," and slid it to the appropriate interval. She then said, "Oh, you can get there! I'm down from 220 pounds."

Well, great! Good for you. But a couple of questions: 

1) Where is this "there" that we are going? Did I even say I wanted to go? 
2) Furthermore, who said I was trying to get anywhere and that my weight was an issue? 

When she said it, I paused and had a little debate with myself in my head. I'm a pretty direct person, so a big part of me wanted to say something. But then there was that nice person in my head that said, "She didn't mean it that way! She was trying to be nice!" So I stayed silent and gave no acknowledgement to her comment. And to give that nice person in my head credit, this nurse was very sweet and helpful. My weight was never mentioned again. She took the time to sit with me and get all my information and told me to call her if she had any issues. She was doing a great job. I am sure, looking back, that she assumed that my weight was a problem for me because most people seem to be unhappy with their weight. Plus, I'm fat, so it's basically a law that I'm supposed to hate my body and constantly want to change it. Except, I don't hate my body anymore. 

I won't pretend that I don't have days where I feel less than accepting of myself. Everyone does. But for the most part, I love me. I appreciate what my body is able to do and I have learned to enjoy movement (in fact, I plan to go out and ride my bike in this excruciatingly hot weather once I post this). I've learned to embrace my shape and size and, more importantly, come to the understanding that my body is not me. My body is the vehicle in which I live out my life's adventures and experiences, but I am not this body. All of that is a big deal for me to say because it took a long time to get here. I used to torture myself and my body by starving and bingeing and putting all kinds of unrealistic and unhealthy expectations upon it. I used to look in the mirror and constantly tell myself how ugly I was. When I started my recovery process four years ago, the idea of getting on a scale at a doctor's office was absolute torture. I had to go on backwards and ask that my weight not be revealed to me, because I couldn't know. I couldn't know without allowing that three-digit number to impact me in significant ways. 

For me to stand on that scale today and casually move the scale to the appropriate fifty-pound interval without hesitation was a big deal. To not cry afterwards about the nurse's comment and take it deeply personally (all blog posting aside) was a big deal. As for "getting there", the only "there" I'm interested in is the day I can say that I am recovered. When I can put this all behind me with a healthy mind and a healthy body and close the door on my eating disorder for good. That's where I want to go.

If I could go back in time and get on that scale again, I would look the nurse in the eye, smile, and say, "I've already gotten there. You can't imagine how far I've come." 

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

We Aren't So Different, You and I

"Am I easily irritated?" 

I was laying in bed with my husband yesterday afternoon, catching up with him about our days. Sometimes he comes home and I crave being with him and just having a real conversation without distractions, and when that's what we want, our bedroom is where we go. I lay in the crook of his arm and he pretends he's asleep and we go over what happened at work and what's on our minds. Yesterday, I asked him the above question. It was one of those questions that I wanted the answer to, but I didn't. Where I wanted him to be honest, but I was kind of hoping the answer would be, "No, never." But my husband is not the kind of man to lie to spare my feelings, or sugarcoat anything. If I ask, he will tell me point-blank that no, that dress does not flatter me, or no, he does not want to be seen with me at the supermarket wearing those pajamas. And you know, even though I would love to be told how perfect I am all the time, I'm kind of glad Rob is the man he is. 

So when I asked that question, I got a real answer. 

"Sometimes," he said. I turned that over in my mind for a minute. My stress level and how I am responding to stress is a topic I've had to confront in the past couple of weeks, as I've been having tension headaches every moment of every day and haven't been feeling well. Visits to all kinds of doctors have brought about the same comment: You need to think about the sources of stress in your life. And being the easily irritated woman I am, my internal dialogue was, "The $%^& these people talking about? No one is helping me with a damn thing. I might as well go on WebMD and buy some Advil." 

And then I realized something: I sound exactly like the kids I work with. Same attitude. Same profanity. Adulthood and my mama and the knowledge of how to behave in a publicly acceptable manner have taught me to keep that dialogue on the inside, but at the end of the day...we're the same people. I may have a decade-plus more life experience, I may have more education, I may have a badge around my neck that says I deserve a certain level of respect...but inside? We're not so different. I think some rules are stupid, too. I think some people are annoying as hell (okay...more than some). I'd rather be home, also. I am also mystified/irritated as to why you have a detention (and why I have to be the adult that sits with you as you serve it). And hell, sometimes, I also want to call my mom. 

Maybe that doesn't make me the perfect adult, but I think it makes me a better counselor in some ways. I'm not one to pretend that I'm beyond all of life's little irritations. Perhaps that means I'm a little more stressed out than others, but maybe I just need to do more yoga, meditate, drink the occasional glass of wine, and enjoy my life a little more to balance out my sarcastic self. 

And if you find yourself relating to me in any kind of way, perhaps this meditation is for you...(note, it's full of curse words and is not safe for work):

Wednesday, July 8, 2015


Over nine years ago, I met a guy on the internet and decided to take a chance and go out with him in person, even though his webcam picture was really not the greatest and I had zero idea if he was cute, or even what color his eyes were. 

At my friend Erin's wedding! :)

The whole thing made me nervous as hell and I thought a bazillion times about calling him and canceling the whole thing. But I went through with it anyway. 

Sparkler exit at the end of our wedding

It was absolutely pouring rain, and all the work I did to actually look cute (re: I may have actually worn makeup) was ruined instantly, I am sure. I got into the guy's car and looked into the gorgeous blue eyes of my future husband. And I was done. 

Our private dance at the very end of our wedding

I don't know if it just hits me harder this year because now we are married, or because we're already planning our ten year anniversary in our minds, but I'm in awe of the whole thing. I am not a religious person, but there is so much grace  in our love story. I met Rob three months after one of the most horrific experiences of my life. It would have made complete sense for me not to feel comfortable around men at all, and for the most part, I didn't. But when I met Rob, from the first day I laid eyes on him, I felt safe. A thousand percent safe. That is grace.

We've come a long way since that day. We've had tragedies and celebrations, tears and laughter, and we've never failed to emerge from a trial in our lives without growing closer together. I celebrate this day every year because I count our relationship among my proudest accomplishments. We work at this. We argue over dumb things and make up. We suck it up and say we're sorry. We compromise even when we don't want to. And what has come out of that is that we're best friends, teammates, and spouses that love each other unconditionally. 

There are so many dreams and thoughts and hopes that I hold in my heart for what our future will look like, and there's a part of me that can't wait to get there. For right now, though, I am making the effort to stand still and allow this moment and the memories from these nine years to wash over me. 

Happy ninthiversary. 

Friday, July 3, 2015

The Body-Positive Magic of Magic Mike XXL

The other night, two friends and I decided to go see a movie and celebrate my birthday.

Yeah. That one. As it turns out, the three of us had seen the original together when celebrating my birthday three years ago, and we felt like it would be a fun way to celebrate this one. So we went, expecting the raunchy, guilty pleasure, who-cares-if-there's-a-plot movie that we watched the first time around. And it was all that...and it wasn't.

Actually, it was, if you can believe it...a lot better than the first one. For one thing, as one of my friends pointed out, the movie really focused on the friendship between the male characters. In the first one, it was all about Mike getting the girl. In this one, it was about him reconnecting with his friends and exploring his talent (and boy, does he have talent...and it's not acting talent). But what I wanted to talk about here is the way that the movie portrays women, particularly women of size (or fat women, or plus-size women, if you prefer). Shockingly, amazingly, it treats us like actual humans. And not just like humans, but sexual creatures.

I truly couldn't believe my eyes. For those of you who may not be aware, there seems to be some kind of mental block that occurs when people write parts for larger women on the screen. As Margaret Cho has said, we are usually reduced to the "best friend with a heart of gold but still a wildebeest character". The chubby girl isn't the one who gets the guy, and isn't the star of the show. Or she ends up being super gross and hilarious, like Melissa McCarthy's character in Bridesmaids, or the funny one who recognizes that her fatness may be an issue for people and confronts them up front (but follows stereotypes like not exercising), like Rebel Wilson in Pitch Perfect. And then there's the fact that some people can't wrap their heads around fat women having sex, or being sexual beings. Seriously, if another Huffington Post article about "fat sex" pops up on my newsfeed, someone is going to die.

Anyway, I say all of that to explain my thought process when I saw the first plus-size woman on the screen. Here we go, I thought. They're going to make fun of her. Or act like they like her and then laugh about it when she's not around. I was ready for it. That's what I'm used to. And didn't happen. She was just another woman. The movie went on, and in scene after seen, I kept seeing them. Women of all shapes and sizes. Beautiful, sexy. And since this is a movie about strippers - ahem, male entertainers, the women were actually part of the acts. Hot, ripped guys dancing upon them, pouring chocolate and whipped cream on them, you name it. The best part was, their size was never mentioned. It was a complete non-issue. And yes, I recognize the irony that I am making it an issue because usually, it is one.

Walking out of the theater, we couldn't stop talking about how great the movie was. How encouraging  and empowering to see women being treated like queens, like the special people they are. How wonderful to see women that truly represent the general population on the screen, and, moreover, how surprising that all of this came from a movie about stripping. I can only hope we'll be seeing more of that in the future. Until then, treat yourself to a fun girls night featuring Magic Mike XXL.

Saturday, May 23, 2015

The Space Between

My husband has been getting on my nerves lately.

And, um, vice versa. 

Which was basically my inspiration for my last post. Relationships are hard, even when they're healthy and mostly happy. I feel like it's a big deal to admit that and say it out loud, even though it shouldn't be. We all know it, of course, but it's almost taboo to come out and say, "Hey! Sometimes I hate your face! Sometimes this sucks!" Or...

Okay, so I didn't go that far with Rob.

The main issue in our case was stress. Stress at work, with our loved ones, with our schedules. I've mentioned the book The Zimzum of Love by Rob and Kristen Bell on here before (although maybe not by name), but it bears repeating. It is truly the best book I've read on marriage yet. I learned so much from the idea they presented that there is a sacred space between you and your partner, and you have to pay attention to that space and what you bring into it. And lately, we have been bringing a lot of crap into that space that just does not need to be there (see above). Work does not belong there. Other people do not belong there. One of the things they present in the book is that the space between a person and his/her partner is extremely sensitive. If you have something going on in your life, there is no way it could not affect your relationship with your partner.

Last weekend, we had a bad day. We kept bugging each other to the point where I just said, "Can we please start over?" Rob agreed we could. "Hi, I'm Ashley...are you single?"

This weekend, we did the best possible thing. We got in the car after work and drove to Tampa for a weekend I had (in a moment of genius) planned months ago. The only thing on the agenda was to be together and relax (and go to a favorite restaurant one night). We've been reading, talking, laughing, napping, and just reconnecting. This morning, while my husband held me, I felt like we were back where we needed to be. I had missed him, missed us. It reminds me how easily things can slip away if we're not conscious of it. There will never be a time when my job, or his job, or drama is more important than our marriage. But it's so easy to focus on the minutiae of our lives and allow it to impact the quality of our interactions. As I said last time, I am still learning how to be a better wife, a better partner, a better woman. Right now, I am just reminded of how wonderful it is to be partnered with someone who is also learning, who is willing to dive into this with me every day...who won't let me take anything, including life, too seriously.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

The Learning Curve

Out of the two of us, I've always been the one who is a little more doubtful and afraid of this institution called marriage. Rob never seems to doubt anything when it comes to the two of us, but even before we took our vows, I was the person asking, "What if this doesn't work out? What if we end up hating each other?" I am the type of person who always wants to have a backup plan, an exit strategy. I imagine how things could go wrong and I plan for the worst case scenario. It drives my therapist nuts. But Rob is the opposite. He doesn't think as far into the future as I do, and he's less emotional and more logical. To him, it seemed unlikely that something so catastrophic would tear us apart after nearly nine years together, most of those years living in the same house. Most likely, he's right.

But sometimes the responsibility of being a wife, of being part of a marriage, weighs on me. Even though the day to day of living together hasn't changed, there is a shift. In many ways, it is a great shift. When we first got married, it was such an emotional change. It hit me in such a deep way that we were bound together legally and spiritually, that we had made this commitment in front of the people we love. It felt like falling in love with Rob all over again in this new way. I would ask him if he felt it, too, and he would agree, it was different. It's an amazing feeling, being married. But then there's the gravity of the entire thing. I'm not sure if it's my religious upbringing, or society, or my own expectations, but I expect so much of myself as a wife. I wanted to take care of everything for my husband, to make his life easier, to be the perfect partner. I wrote previously about realizing after we got married that I could bring more to our relationship and be better, and that is certainly true. When we got married, I raised the bar for myself. I think a lot about our vows. I sometimes mention parts of my vows to Rob in difficult moments to remind him of what I said I would do for him. We wrote our own, and they mean all that much more to me because I want to live up to my own words.

I think I'm doing that, but I also think at times I've taken too much on in the spirit of trying to be this perfect spouse. I become overwhelmed by the standards I've set for myself and also by the idea that marriage is supposed to be permanent. At times when we're having difficulties, there's this voice in my head that says, "And this is what it's going to be like FOREVER. AND YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY!!!!" Did I mention I am always considering the worst case scenario? God bless my therapist.

In reality, we're a pretty happy couple. We have our issues like anyone else, but they never last long. We respect and love each other and enjoy being each other's best friend. We put up with each other's anxieties and try to understand. We correct each other in love. We dig in our heels sometimes. We hurt each other, but we more frequently help each other. The fact is, marriage is a learning curve. I think we are always going to be figuring things out, especially in the beginning. I read a wonderful book recently that said that marriage is a conversation that never ends. I agree wholeheartedly. I'm glad I'm with this person that allows me to be insecure, perfectionist self, and who allows me to bring all of that to this lifelong conversation. Despite my fears, I am so excited to see where this journey continues to lead us, and what I learn from it as we go.
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